

I am pretty happy with life at the moment. I get up late, ride to work, drink coffees and talk about rooting hot customers, then ride home in the night. its quite nice.
I could use a bit more money though, and blow jobs. I don’t even LOVE blow jobs but I want them. The funny thing is I never really come from them. My best friend Timothy Carter thinks my dick must of been scrapped against concrete at some point in my life. I do remember once I wacked off with VIcks chest rub because I was really into Vaseline hand job porn once, but i had no Vaseline. It burned and it wasn’t all bad, but burn is not usually a positive so that might have something to do with it.
ANYWAY.
This is a shirt I bought about a year ago. Its Pink. It says WAR in Disney typefont. good cheap shwipe shirt. fuck the haters.
Clearly I had not much to post this weekend.
This Photo is good.

Yesterday I wrote Henry Rollins an email. Today he wrote back. This is the third time I have emailed him and he always writes back. I am super happy right now.
Another day off from work.
I watched abit of porn and entourage today. Then after a few hours of doing nothing I hopped on my bike and rode to work to check out my roster. It was an awesome ride, not to cold not to hot.
Once I got there and checked my roster i chilled with some work mates for abit. When I was leaving i saw that someone had stolen my back light for my bike. I was so pissed off, that shit is expensive yo.
Anyway I rode home in the dark in weather that had turned cold. I got home and ate some pasta and have been relaxing.
A good nothing day.
How come in a porno when a girl is giving head she is moaning like she is geting fingered or something when she clearly isnt. She is gaging and moaning.
Now when I watch a porno and she is moaning I think ” why is she moaning” and when I get my dick sucked in real life by a real girl and she isnt making a sound I think “Why isnt she moaning?” .
Obviously I have been conditioned to think this way, but clearly I am the only dude on this planet that over thinks a blow job. Good ol Betsy concrete dick Sutton.
Today I have spent my time on my bed falling in and out of sleep. This weather is perfect for that because it allows me to relax and think about the important things in life like T.V and girls.
I decided I would sit in the sun today and I did just that, for a total 10 killers songs. I tried desperately to hide my new steady giggin tattoo from the sun as to not get it burnt. I was also going to start reading THE ROAD by Cormac Mccarthy whilst laying there but I found that to be to exhausting on my brain.
I have been into emails lately. I emailed a store I really liked in Brisbane called The Outpost to tell them I liked it.
I also emailed this girl from imboycrazy to tell her she is cute.
I am thinking about emailing Henry Rollins again. Because he is awesome. But he owes me like 50 bucks.
