Wheres your head at?

How come in a porno when a girl is giving head she is moaning like she is geting fingered or something when she clearly isnt. She is gaging and moaning.

Now when I watch a porno and she is moaning I think ” why is she moaning” and when I get my dick sucked in real life by a real girl and she isnt making a sound I think “Why isnt she moaning?” .

Obviously I have been conditioned to think this way, but clearly I am the only dude on this planet that over thinks a blow job.  Good ol Betsy concrete dick Sutton.

Today

Today I have spent my time on my bed falling in and out of sleep. This weather is perfect for that because it allows me to relax and think about the important things in life like T.V and girls.

I decided I would sit in the sun today and I did just that, for a total 10 killers songs. I tried desperately to hide my new steady giggin tattoo from the sun as to not get it burnt. I was also going to start reading THE ROAD by Cormac Mccarthy whilst laying there but I found that to be to exhausting on my brain.

I have been into emails lately. I emailed a store I really liked in Brisbane called The Outpost to tell them I liked it.

I also emailed this girl from imboycrazy to tell her she is cute.

I am thinking about emailing Henry Rollins again. Because he is awesome. But he owes me like 50 bucks.

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I barely post in here anymore. I never do. I really cant be bothered. Im too lazt to be self involved, how fucked is that?

I recently went on tour with the Amity Affliction and We Are The Ocean. I actually got back yesterday. It was one of the funnest times of my life and it makes me sad that it is over. In my life I have never met so many people in quick sucession that I managed to get along with as well as I did those guys.

Been Awhile.

Big Tits.

There other week:

I’m sitting in a corner in the waiting room of a hospital. I’m dressed nice-ish because, I don’t know why. I’m reading my book and I’m way to early.

An old man walks into the waiting room with an older couple who seem to be his parents. They speak little English and he seems find with the language.

I look up at him as he glances at me from across the room.
“No man is an island” he says smiling.

Confused, I continue to read my book and the Doctor I’m here to see calls my name and I look back up and she smiles and I smile and she has the biggest tits.

I know you.

“You feel closer to people on movie screens. Yeah, I think I know you. You spend a lot of time daydreaming and people have made comment to that effect, telling you that you’re “self-involved” and “self-centered” but they don’t know, do they? About the long nightshifts alone, about the years of keeping yourself company. All the nights you wrapped your arms around yourself so you could imagine someone holding you. The hours of indecision, self-doubt, the intense depression the blinding hate, the rage that made you stagger, the devastation of rejection. Well maybe they do know but if they do they sure do a good job of hiding it. It astounds you how they can be so smooth, how they seem to pass through life as if life itself was some divine gift and it infuriates you to watch yourself with your apparent skill, and finding every way possible to screw it up. for you life is a long trip, terrifying and wonderful. Birds sing to you at night, the rain and the sun, the changing seasons are true friends. Solitude is a hard won ally, faithful and patient. Yeah, I think I know you”

-Henry Rollins -Black Coffee Blues

Fuck Yeah.

Get In The Van

Next week I go on tour. An album I wrote is released in stores ( I think?). And I’m afraid no one will like it.

Henry Rollins is god.

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Today I woke up in time to watch the academy awards. Generally I channel surf back and forth because the Oscars can get a bit dry. This year was good though. It was very entertaining with Hugh Jackman hosting.

I hate hearing peoples opinions on who should have  won and why some did win.

Anyway It bummed me out to see some people there that were so young. Industry professionals only a few years older than me. It made me feel so lazy. One day I hope to be there and its a stupid dream.

hot and cold.

so its hot. everyone knows it.

I just had a cold bath. No warm at all. You should see my penis now.

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